THE SPECIAL ASSAULT SEAMSTRESSES' (S.A.S.) HANDBOOK & ALMANAC 1889'

Experience for yourself the very Stuff and Nonsense of a Career stitching Generals' Breeches, tacking Captains' Lapels and replacing shiny Military Buttons in the Battlefield.  Revel in the Excitement and Peril of using a Sewing Machine in a Combat Repair!  

Voted 'Book of the Year' by Horatio Hamster.

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Preparing Young Ladies for Sewing in Perilous Situations

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